The game of TAG - You're It
Tagged by CHEZNIKI sort of?
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006? Yup, I'm about to get some later today. I don't get it clearly as much as I want it or need it (ladies it's good for your complexion - lol)
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Umm hmm - off on the side of the road once - twice - three times in a car, almost got caught one of those times.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yeah, several times. The act of sex itself is funny to me. If you really pay attention to your partners face and you are giving it to him good, there is no way in hell he can keep a manly face. That issh is funny to me - out goes all the machoness.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes...Which time: the time when it was so boring I just wanted the dude be done - he really thought he was working it - NOT! The other was when I realized I was really in love with my ex-fiance.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? it all depends on the person and what time it is. If it is late and I need to get up in the morning Hell no -please move to your side of the bed.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Not really.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yup many times.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUK UP? A little bit of talking is okay, but I'm not really trying to have a conversation.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes, with my ex-fiance.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Ilk that's nasty.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes, but we were friend before that.
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME? No, but there was this one time in college back when I was a freshman and my roommate had her man over. I was sleeping and they decide to get busy- they were so loud I thought I was participating.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? No.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yup - Morris Chestnut, Boris Kodjoe, the dude from the Wire with the English accent in real life, Will Smith (the shower scenes from I Robot), Common, Mos Def, Larenz Tate, Ludacris, Nick Cannon (my young obsession), do I need to continue - ooh yes I forgot the athletes - Kevin Garnett (he ain't the best looking brotha but there is something about him), James Blake (tennis star - with out the locs), and Courtney Vance (married to Angela Bassett) - his lips are divine.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Yes damn it!
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? The time I was getting busy with my then love of my life back in 1990 at my house. The buzzer rings several times I finally answer it thinking it was some kids playing around like they always did in my building but it was my sister's best friends. I buz them in - thinking we had a few minutes to get dressed (the elevator factor), but to our surprise they got upstairs and was opening the door (they had a key and I didn't know this at the time) while we were just getting up off the hallway floor ( we did it almost everywhere back then). They started laughing at us cause it was evident was was going on. I was so embarrassed. They didn't tell my mom - Thank God.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 16 and a half to this older dude I think he was 19 at the time. I thought he was the issh.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Well ummerrah I can't say because it ain't my jump off. And he don't know I want him like that (see I'm a lady and ladies don't play themselves like that - wink wink). But damn if he only knew what I want to do with him - umm sinful!
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE? most likely not. I don't think he is really interested (his loss) although we did have a moment of flirting between us. "sigh"
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Hell to the YES!!!!!!
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS? umm I'll pass.
1. HAVE YOU GOTTEN LAID IN 2006? Yup, I'm about to get some later today. I don't get it clearly as much as I want it or need it (ladies it's good for your complexion - lol)
2. EVER HAD SEX IN A PUBLIC PLACE? Umm hmm - off on the side of the road once - twice - three times in a car, almost got caught one of those times.
3. EVER LAUGH DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yeah, several times. The act of sex itself is funny to me. If you really pay attention to your partners face and you are giving it to him good, there is no way in hell he can keep a manly face. That issh is funny to me - out goes all the machoness.
4. EVER CRY DURING SEX? IF SO WHY? Yes...Which time: the time when it was so boring I just wanted the dude be done - he really thought he was working it - NOT! The other was when I realized I was really in love with my ex-fiance.
5. DO YOU LIKE TO CUDDLE AFTER SEX? it all depends on the person and what time it is. If it is late and I need to get up in the morning Hell no -please move to your side of the bed.
6. EVER REGRET SEX WITH SOMEONE? Not really.
7. EVER FAKED AN ORGASM? Yup many times.
8. DIRTY TALK, OR SHUT THE FUK UP? A little bit of talking is okay, but I'm not really trying to have a conversation.
9. EVER HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX? Yes, with my ex-fiance.
10. EVER MASTURBATE TO YOUR FRIENDS SIGNIFICANT OTHER? Ilk that's nasty.
11. EVER HAVE A ONE NIGHT STAND? Yes, but we were friend before that.
12. HOW BOUT A 3-SOME? No, but there was this one time in college back when I was a freshman and my roommate had her man over. I was sleeping and they decide to get busy- they were so loud I thought I was participating.
13. EVER WATCH PORN DURING SEX? No.
14. EVER THOUGHT OF SOMEONE ELSE DURING SEX? Yup - Morris Chestnut, Boris Kodjoe, the dude from the Wire with the English accent in real life, Will Smith (the shower scenes from I Robot), Common, Mos Def, Larenz Tate, Ludacris, Nick Cannon (my young obsession), do I need to continue - ooh yes I forgot the athletes - Kevin Garnett (he ain't the best looking brotha but there is something about him), James Blake (tennis star - with out the locs), and Courtney Vance (married to Angela Bassett) - his lips are divine.
15. HAS THE CONDOM EVER BROKE? Yes damn it!
16. WHAT IS YOUR MOST EMBARRASSING SEXUAL EXPERIENCE? The time I was getting busy with my then love of my life back in 1990 at my house. The buzzer rings several times I finally answer it thinking it was some kids playing around like they always did in my building but it was my sister's best friends. I buz them in - thinking we had a few minutes to get dressed (the elevator factor), but to our surprise they got upstairs and was opening the door (they had a key and I didn't know this at the time) while we were just getting up off the hallway floor ( we did it almost everywhere back then). They started laughing at us cause it was evident was was going on. I was so embarrassed. They didn't tell my mom - Thank God.
17. HOW OLD WERE YOU WHEN YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY? 16 and a half to this older dude I think he was 19 at the time. I thought he was the issh.
18. WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE SEX WITH RIGHT NOW? Well ummerrah I can't say because it ain't my jump off. And he don't know I want him like that (see I'm a lady and ladies don't play themselves like that - wink wink). But damn if he only knew what I want to do with him - umm sinful!
19. DO YOU THINK THAT number 18 IS POSSIBLE? most likely not. I don't think he is really interested (his loss) although we did have a moment of flirting between us. "sigh"
20. ARE YOU HORNY NOW? Hell to the YES!!!!!!
21. WOULD U HAVE SEX WITH THE PERSON THAT POSTED THIS? umm I'll pass.
posted by Phoenix @ 6:35 PM
9 Comments:
At 9:10 PM,
Organized Noise said…
I've been there with you on #12, although it wasn't my roommate, it was his best friend and some other chick getting it on on my roommates bed.
At 11:34 PM,
Mr.Slish said…
You know you rubbed your roommate's boyfriends booty while he was tearing her ass up...
At 5:31 PM,
Blah Blah Blah said…
I want names!!! LOL
Sex is funny. I've laughed a couple of times, either at faces, noises, or things he said. Men are stupid when they have sex...lol
At 10:41 PM,
Phoenix said…
@ organized - isn't that the worse. You can say nothing cause they thing you are sleep...
@ slish - nah man it was one of my worst experiences in my life. I was on a sex strike after that. They made it sound so animalistic. YUCK
@ Blah - names - never. lol
At 1:17 AM,
Phoenix said…
@ RMack - yeah I guess you could say that about Nick Cannon, but he is still a cutie.
As for flirting - umm eerrah right now. (smile, wink wink)
At 3:30 AM,
Chubby Chocolate said…
First time venturing here. I soooo need to do this post!!!
You're not lying about men and the funny faces. LMAO.
At 10:38 AM,
Little Brown Girl said…
*DEAD* Hilarious man!!!
At 1:41 PM,
BZ said…
Idris Elba - guy from the Wire with the English accent in real life. He's also in the Angie Stone video "love it when you love me baby" or some sh*t. Hell, if he were my delivery man, I'd be sending myself packages every day, too!!!
Oh yeah, and #12 - my ex roommate, the bipolar, drug-addicted, alcoholic prostitute with separation anxiety. *gag*
At 7:40 PM,
Phoenix said…
@ Chubby Chocolate - If men only knew that we are laughing at them...
@ RD hey glad to see you checking in on me.
@BZ - thanks for his name. I have 3 words to describe him Beau T Ful. I have to look out for that video.
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